If you’ve been hoping that America can become the same kind of God fearing nation as Iran, or as Spain was during the inquisition, I have good news! Rick Santorum won three states yesterday! He may not win the actual nomination, but it’s good to know that there are still three states unblinded by science or compassion for people who are different from them. Once the wall of separation between church and state comes down, the cleansing can begin. I’m burning my Village People records today just to be safe.